" road map "

 [ "road map" ]

1: When I shine a flashlight through my nut-sack, my viens look like the US highways.

  * e.g.,  ... Tourist: Where is the closest Starbuck's 

 [ "road map" ]

1: Very veiny boobs

  * e.g.,  ... "Ew look at her road map" "I know! you can totally see all of New York" 

 [ "Road Mapping" ]

1: The act of tracing out cock veins with your tongue.

  * e.g.,  ... My bitch started road mapping me then I blew a load on her face. 

 [ "road map titties" ]

1: titties that look like the map of wisconsin

  * e.g.,  ... Damn!?! Look at those road map titties!?! 

 [ "Kentucky road map" ]

1: When one shines a flashlight from the rear of ones ball sack while stretching it out with both hands. Large veins are interstates, small veins are in state highways.

  * e.g.,  ... When my wife wasn't looking I surprised her with a view of my Kentucky Road Map. My friend showed me is cobra, I pulled out my Kentucky Road Map. 

 [ "Mexican road map" ]

1: Refers to the appearance of the skin and veins when the scrotal sack is stretched taut

  * e.g.,  ... After excessive drinking at a party, Johnny's dad showed everyone his Mexican road map 

 [ "Ohio road map" ]

1: When anal fucking your partner doggystyle you proceed to pull out before you blow your load , you draw your route that your going to go with the ass juice on your cock, once you choose a destination blow you load then proceed to leave the house and follow the map to see where you end up.

  * e.g.,  ... Map quest wasn’t working so I had to use the old Ohio road map to get me to my destination. 

 [ "Road Map Ass" ]

1: When a girl (or guy) has stretch marks all over their ass that looks like a road map.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn girl you got a road map ass.